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On this, your 39th birthday, I wish I could send you a gift,
That would bring you both joy and fond memories,
That would give your whole spirit a lift.


A sunset of citrus and opal, on a beach in some tropical clime,
Then a last minute contract agreement,
That would stop the SAG strike just in time.


A part in a film that is perfect, to stretch out your thespian wings,
To show you're an actor and not just,
A clown in a chic gown that clings.


A new cigarette that is healthy, that a smoker could light anywhere,
That would give you nutrition, not cancer,
And would even help clean up the air.


A woman with breasts like the Tetons, to
cheer you when you're feeling glum.
A trip to a genuine psychic,
Who could help you to talk to your Mum.


A high-tech computerized gadget, with a touch pad and small screen that glows,
That can read text aloud and play music,
And record all the best TV shows.


A Europe that's strong and united, in a world with complete clothing rights,
Where everyone wears what
they want to,
And no lifestyle choice causes fights.


But since I don't know where to send them, and some don't exist at this time,
I'll simply send you my best wishes,
All my love, and this short birthday rhyme.


Happy birthday Eddie!!!!!